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Bad Ass Shit

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Butt-Kicking Tenderizer

Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the sophisticated cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. And when we say Bad Ass, we're not talking Hell's Angels Bad Ass- more like James Bond Bad Ass. If you've noticed, James always uses class, persuasion, sophistication and if need be, he'll kick the ever-loving shit out of them.

This seasoning does a couple of things most generic seasonings don't. First of all, tenderizes the meat(no, not with MSG or any other flesh-eating chemical). Second, it was designed for you to be able to match it to your taste. If you really like a strong flavor, use a lot. Subtle, then not so much. As you can see, it's very user-friendly and intuitive. 

We care about what you put into your body. An we are not just bragging when we say Bad Ass Shit is some fan-damn-tastic Shit. Wholesome ingredients and just the right blend make for a, dare I say, perfect Shit for all meats (including chicken and hippopotamus).

Enjoy the lip-smacking, tender, moist meat you'll get when using Bad Ass Shit. And remember, it does make a difference what seasoning you use. Now's the time to have yours "shaken, not stirred".

Ingredients:

Himalayan Salt, Pepper, Baking Soda

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